Homezzzick

DREGS 4 LYFE

Hurry up and move back asshole.

                                   

A lovely evening with the rest of em' at the nest.

Coyote: HEY! My tie is sending your tie a text message!

Khaki pants: Yea?...What does it say?

Coyote: Your life is a joke!

Khaki pants: Your not wearing a tie.

Coyote: This is a bolo tie mother fucker!!!

Later... Khaki Pants buys Coyote a shot of blueberry vodka.

FIST FULL OF DIRT & ONE LESS TOE.

Surgeon: Ahh an american, you must feel like your in a horror movie right now.
Me: Not really, Ive seen worse.
Surgeon: Well wait until you hear what we can do for you.. Welcome to the 3rd world.




                         

Terror

...in retrospect

NO LAND IS PERFECT.