A lovely evening with the rest of em' at the nest.

Coyote: HEY! My tie is sending your tie a text message!

Khaki pants: Yea?...What does it say?

Coyote: Your life is a joke!

Khaki pants: Your not wearing a tie.

Coyote: This is a bolo tie mother fucker!!!

Later... Khaki Pants buys Coyote a shot of blueberry vodka.

FIST FULL OF DIRT & ONE LESS TOE.

Surgeon: Ahh an american, you must feel like your in a horror movie right now.
Me: Not really, Ive seen worse.
Surgeon: Well wait until you hear what we can do for you.. Welcome to the 3rd world.




                         

Terror

...in retrospect

NO LAND IS PERFECT.

Por Siempre, Por Vida

THE DELIRIUM SETS IN. AND ITS SUBTITLED.