Preparations for Mexico, part 1.

Not to worry, they put ironic mustaches on hipsters in Mexico too.

Mamarazzi - Los Master Plus from Alex Lancaster on Vimeo.

Ongoing Observations

1. Step Brothers and Easy Rider are the same movie. Step Brothers is better. (Sidenote: Charles Bukowski did not like Dennis Hopper)
2. There are two types of people: those that live their life as a phoney celebration and those that live it as an honest compromise
3. Jay Howell is still the hipster Family Circus
4. The Internet will no longer be referred to as "The Giant Robot that Knows Everybody." It's now "The Great American Porno Pipeline."
5. The greatest thing on the great american porno pipeline

NO, I WONT DRAW YOU A TATTOO.

But I will draw you a cover for your pretty new doomy folky side project thing...

 

 

F.O.M.O.

fear of missing out

SLOR OF BABE-YLON

If you, Joel, and I sold our seed to Satan and he gave birth to a wee lady babe, born from the womb holding a tattoo gun in one hand, a slice of pizza in the other, doning a crown of gypsum, she would grow up to be Aminah Slor. I've been tryin to get her back to Portland to tattoo my lucky dreg hoof forever but you wont even fuckin draw it so I guess it doesn't matter.

Cosmic Comfort Cougar Club

Getting lost in the desert at night, no flashlight, hiking slowly uphill through a gravel for hours trying to convince yourself the stick your holding will protect you from a cougar attack if you use it right, trying not to fall back too far into straggling range with nothing but canyon walls ahead and behind you.
This would be my purgatory.

f your s

hheerree

Scenes in Troy

me: what?!
them: just cause you got a bitch dont mean you aint queer.

When I Grow Up I Wanna Go Home

... for now it's somewhere between these two

What do you wana be when you grow up?

Coach stopped by the Side Door yesterday and drew me a purdy lil picture.

Fightin' through the gap.

Miriam Sweeney.

...and the world redeems itself (or- yes meg, there is a god)

the truth

Here's to poetic generalization

"The solar system, including the life upon planet Earth, is thought to be made of star debris. Thus has arisen the poetic generalization that we are all “made of stardust” or star debris and are therefore “one with the universe.” This false idea fits in well with the New Age movement, which sees mystical connections between humanity and nature.

Man—in the form of Adam—was indeed made from the “dust” of the ground. However, the earth and its component materials were created before the stars, not from the stars (Gen. 1:16)." - ChristianAnswers.net

Drew this for an Atheist show in November in Vegas, and I'm hoping Penn Jillette shows up.

Here's a Dose L.S.Me

“The worst part is wondering how you’ll find the strength tomorrow
to go on doing what you did today and have been doing for much
too long, where you’ll find the strength for all that stupid running around, those projects that come to nothing, those attempts to escape from crushing necessity, which always founder and serve only to convince you one more time that destiny is implacable, that every night will find you down and out, crushed by the dread of more and more sordid and insecure tomorrows. And maybe it’s treacherous old age coming on, threatening the worst. Not much music left inside us for life to dance to. Our youth has gone to the ends of the earth to die in the silence of the truth. And where, I ask you, can a man escape to, when he hasn’t enough madness left inside him? The truth is an endless death agony. The truth is death. You have to choose: death or lies. I’ve never been able to kill myself.” -LFC

Do you see what happens when your not here to fuel my cynicism?!

I end up marching the streets of downtown Portland to Twisted Sister with a bloody cardboard bull head on a steak.. at least I upset some hippies.

Why did I buy a plane ticket to Vegas for halloween just because it was 50 bucks? I. DONT. KNOW.

The Worried Man Blues

Imminent Global Economic Collapse

Been spending too much time watching and reading shit about economic collapse. I've never had money so, all tings considered, it's really no concern of mine. I'd like to purchase some weapons however. When the word on the street cosmically aligns with the word from up high, I'm gonna need 'em. "Fake Money, Real Guns"

Practice makes.. fuck it.

C'est La Vie indeed...

Either You're Forest or Against Us

Drawing skills would possibly be the only thing keeping me from getting my ass kicked regularly in prison. Might as well prepare myself.

Who needs the ebay, they got everything you need at the Killingsworth Mini Mart for like, $3. 

"You know what we call that place? We call it the troylet"

Time takes a cigarette and puts it in your mouth

This is why I'll be poor forever.

Them - "And perhaps a more gritty or dirty texture. almost like street art. wheat pastes or tour posters...esque. I think you might like that."

Me - "Something like this?"

At 15 I thought my best friend was somewhat of a genius but looking back I realize that was just the speed talking...

Getting older is catching up with me. The circle is getting smaller. Luckily you have to try really hard to OD on disappointment and Hamms. And we all know I'm pretty bad at trying reasonably hard at anything.

The Mid-West vs. Hessian Never Neverland

Flirt Situation (PDX)
Girl: Oh, you're leaving now? rrreeeeaaalllllyyyyy?
Boy: Ya, I got band practice.

Flirt Situation (Wyoming)
Girl: Oh, you're leaving now? rrreeeeaaalllllyyyyy?
Boy: Ya, I gotta change the transmission on my car before the sun goes down.

Editor's Note- True stories. PDX boy's band more than likely sucks and sounds like Matt Pike blowing Tony Iommi while Tony does bong rips out of a crystal bong in the shape of the Judas Priest trident and said aural crud won't help me out when I'm hitchhiking so the midwest wins this one.

Most Things Haven't Worked Out

Here's to (empty) hopin the other side of the country will make a difference.

I went to the beach a lot, but I couldn't take my shirt off because my pec's looked like a woman's tits...

http://www.mediafire.com/?mzqwka5rqdoaq34


 Also if you havent heard...

http://www.mediafire.com/?v3m2hdpc9bi5954

Miss ya bruther.

Here's to trying harder. Gonna start with opening a can of beans for dinner. Seriously.