Flirt Situation (PDX)
Girl: Oh, you're leaving now? rrreeeeaaalllllyyyyy?
Boy: Ya, I got band practice.
Flirt Situation (Wyoming)
Girl: Oh, you're leaving now? rrreeeeaaalllllyyyyy?
Boy: Ya, I gotta change the transmission on my car before the sun goes down.
Editor's Note- True stories. PDX boy's band more than likely sucks and sounds like Matt Pike blowing Tony Iommi while Tony does bong rips out of a crystal bong in the shape of the Judas Priest trident and said aural crud won't help me out when I'm hitchhiking so the midwest wins this one.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment