Why did I buy a plane ticket to Vegas for halloween just because it was 50 bucks? I. DONT. KNOW.

The Worried Man Blues

Imminent Global Economic Collapse

Been spending too much time watching and reading shit about economic collapse. I've never had money so, all tings considered, it's really no concern of mine. I'd like to purchase some weapons however. When the word on the street cosmically aligns with the word from up high, I'm gonna need 'em. "Fake Money, Real Guns"

Practice makes.. fuck it.

C'est La Vie indeed...

Either You're Forest or Against Us

Drawing skills would possibly be the only thing keeping me from getting my ass kicked regularly in prison. Might as well prepare myself.

Who needs the ebay, they got everything you need at the Killingsworth Mini Mart for like, $3. 

"You know what we call that place? We call it the troylet"

Time takes a cigarette and puts it in your mouth

This is why I'll be poor forever.

Them - "And perhaps a more gritty or dirty texture. almost like street art. wheat pastes or tour posters...esque. I think you might like that."

Me - "Something like this?"

At 15 I thought my best friend was somewhat of a genius but looking back I realize that was just the speed talking...

Getting older is catching up with me. The circle is getting smaller. Luckily you have to try really hard to OD on disappointment and Hamms. And we all know I'm pretty bad at trying reasonably hard at anything.

The Mid-West vs. Hessian Never Neverland

Flirt Situation (PDX)
Girl: Oh, you're leaving now? rrreeeeaaalllllyyyyy?
Boy: Ya, I got band practice.

Flirt Situation (Wyoming)
Girl: Oh, you're leaving now? rrreeeeaaalllllyyyyy?
Boy: Ya, I gotta change the transmission on my car before the sun goes down.

Editor's Note- True stories. PDX boy's band more than likely sucks and sounds like Matt Pike blowing Tony Iommi while Tony does bong rips out of a crystal bong in the shape of the Judas Priest trident and said aural crud won't help me out when I'm hitchhiking so the midwest wins this one.

Most Things Haven't Worked Out

Here's to (empty) hopin the other side of the country will make a difference.

I went to the beach a lot, but I couldn't take my shirt off because my pec's looked like a woman's tits...

http://www.mediafire.com/?mzqwka5rqdoaq34


 Also if you havent heard...

http://www.mediafire.com/?v3m2hdpc9bi5954

Miss ya bruther.

Here's to trying harder. Gonna start with opening a can of beans for dinner. Seriously.